The world was created in seven days. This must be true because I read it in a book. Books never lie. The TV media does, but books never, ever lie. If you wanted to create a lie you just open up your internet, type away, and push send. If you have a need to create inspiration, literature or good will, you write a book. I always wanted to write a children's book, yet I am straying from my seven day theory.

Day one. The perfect day to make a plan. Who will be in charge? Who will be the "worker bees?" Who will make the in charge people look good? This is the day of decisions. It takes a long meeting to start the project, perhaps a working lunch should be provided.

Day two. Those with specific assignments must be brought on line. Many short meetings will have to be planned to bring everyone up to date.

Day Three. A large meeting with all those who are now on line. We must get everyone on the same page

Day four. A meeting is needed to schedule the refreshments. What type? Do the invitations match? What did we serve last year (can't repeat). Who should we assign all of these things to?

Day five. Meetings for the new people brought in to cover the refreshment assignments.

Day six. Build the world. Start the day with a short meeting to confirm all assignments.

Day seven. Ahhh! That was hard, let's rest. We'll hold a meeting so everyone can celebrate

-----Have I ever mentioned how I feel about meetings?

The Condiment Rebuttal

In case you ever wanted to know, a condiment is (1) something used to give a special flavor to food, as mustard, ketchup, salt, or spices, or (2) something used to enhance the flavor of food ; especially : a pungent seasoning. Pickles and green olives are not a natural reflection of the afore mentioned definitions.