Doggie Bag Please!

Rare bear proudly displays the new dry sack! How do you know if a dry sack really keeps important things dry? Fill your tub with water, place sleeping dog in dry sack, and toss into tub. If an angry dog emerges wet, you have a large problem.

Dedication Day

The Draper Temple dedication was held March 22, 2009. Twelve sessions in four days, I attended session ten. The Salt Lake Temple dedication was nineteen days and thirty-one sessions in 1893. The Salt Lake Temple dedication involved 75,000 people. I don't yet about the Draper Temple dedication, but I'm sure that many thousands of people participated. The pictures were taken on March 22, the day I attended the dedication

Top 10 Reasons to Work at a Middle School

10. Better excuses than you could ever think up by yourself. (They might come in handy, you never know.)

9. No need to join AAA. A chocolate bar is enough payment to get you into any locked car.

8. Need a contractor? Every male teacher has 3 jobs, what do you need done?

7. Where else do you get paid for hormone patrol (dance supervision.)

6. The world's largest ongoing study on puberty.

5. When is the last time you saw a really good food fight?

4. A 5' 7" girl trying to hold hands with 4'9" boy.

3. The highest concentration of Valium in any public building in the USA. If you forget your own just use the salt lick in the faculty room.

2. Where else can you relive being 13 every day of your life. (see #3)

1. Valet parking. Just give your keys to the baggy-pants boy, the one with the chains looping from pocket to pocket. He'll be happy to assist you.

Keys to Success

How many keys should it take to live life well? Apparently, I live life very well! I seem to have keys for any and all occasions. How does one acquire so many keys? There are house keys, car keys, work keys, church keys, spare keys, paddle lock keys, shed keys, priesthood keys, relative's keys, neighbor's keys, key points, and keys to success. How many keys do you have? I have too many. That is the key issue!

The Golden Years

Ever notice how much you learn with age? The biggest thing I've learned is how much I don't know. I miss my teenage years, I knew everything then. I'm older now than when I starting writing this entry, therefore I'm a bit dumber as well. Don't ask me any hard questions.

Vote for Pedro

I was doing a little surfing on the net looking for an obnoxiously beautiful person to place on my facebook page. I have no picture that I want to share with the world, so thought I'd steal someone else's face. It sounded completely logical to me.

Instead of finding just the right look for my page, I came across a site that has baffled me to the core. You can actually upload your picture, and let other people rate how you look. You know, a one to ten vote on your outer beauty! Personally, I give the idea a one.

Who would do this? Pretty people? Is this how pretty people entertain themselves? Hmm...still only a three.

Maybe it's for people who are mad at one another. Just slam their worst picture up there and let the world rip 'em apart. Huh! Five. Now we're warming up. Maybe I should have saved the address!

Seven points for those who are stupid enough to just place their favorite self portrait on line waiting for a rise in self esteem. Granted it's not worth seven, but this group needs to be spotted a few points. Life is rough on them.

I think the only way you could rate a ten with this site is to steal a picture to use as your own. Hey! I'm a ten after all. Out of my way! I'm running to get a picture of myself for the site!

Check out the site and don't forget to vote!!